Defusing Bombs

I'm sure every parent has experienced some type of mishap while changing their kids diapers. After two weeks of changing CJ's diaper, I have been quick and steady to escape having soiled my hands. For my wife, she was caught off guard on several occasions with a shot of fluids as well as sharting onto her hands and clothes. I could not help to laugh while observing out of range.

After today, my streak was over. Although, I was quick to change CJ's diaper, at the last second, I was hit with a warm stream of pee on my hands. The funny thing was that I could not help to smile and laugh at my dripping hands. I just let her do her thing and then quickly washed my hands and changed to a new diaper before CJ decided to detonate a cluster bomb.

By the way, I have yet to perfect the optimal fit of a diaper onto CJ. Lately, I've been getting a lot of seeping waste through her clothes. I'd better grasp a better technique soon to avoid the additional laundry.